"Hey, do any of you guys have a tampon?"
"Yeah, here you go."
"Thanks so much."
"Here, take another."
"That's okay. I only have the one vagina."
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"The bag of glitter says 'apply with glue or glitter gun'... What is a glitter gun?"
"I'm picturing something along the lines of a grenade launcher or potato cannon. Fill it with glitter. POM!!! GLITTER EVERWHERE!!!"
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