Sunday, November 6, 2011

Things I Say At Work

"Hey, do any of you guys have a tampon?"

"Yeah, here you go."

"Thanks so much."

"Here, take another."

"That's okay.  I only have the one vagina."

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"The bag of glitter says 'apply with glue or glitter gun'... What is a glitter gun?"

"I'm picturing something along the lines of a grenade launcher or potato cannon.  Fill it with glitter.  POM!!!  GLITTER EVERWHERE!!!"

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